I WAS BORN MAY 1, 1987
SO THAT MAKES ME A TAURUS

GO CLASS OF 2005!!!

I <3 GUYS WITH LIP RINGS
I <3 WHITE GUYS
I <3 SOCCER PLAYERS
I <3 GUYS WITH SPIKEY HAIR
I <3 THAT DRESS REALLY GOOD
I <3 A GUY WITH GOOD PERSONALITY THAT CAN HOLD MY ATTENTION
I <3 A GUY WITH A GREAT SMILE
I <3 WHO CAN PUT UP WITH ME

SO YOU WANNA GET TO KNOW ME:
TAKE A NUMBER
WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

NOW SERVING NOBODY!!!

SO THIS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE:

OH YEA DID I FORGET TO MENTION:

I LUV BACON

I am from "CALIFORNIA" which means...
-Everyone hates cops
-I live next door to mexicans
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella" and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and ''dank'' and ''dope'' and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you
- The best athletes come from here
-we call it soda, not pop
-we have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers..
-3 hockey teams.. Sharks, Ducks, Kings..
-5 baseball teams.. Giants, Dodgers, Padres, Angels, A's..
-4 basketball teams.. Warriors, Clippers, Lakers, Kings
-We have the best weed here....and it's all grown in our back yards



Me & My Brother